My horoscope according to The Daily Mash

I've recently discovered one of those amusing, pisstake news websites based in the UK called 'The Daily Mash'. I couldn't help but have a good laugh at my horoscope (which also happens to be sound advice), so I thought I'd share:

Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN)
Get some decent photos taken. When you go missing, your family will have to use that one from six years ago where you look like a twat. And no-one's going to stay up all night looking for a twat.

You can find your horoscope here. Enjoy.